Psychedelic Soda from Brazil

Guaraná Antarctica, apparently the most psychedelic soda in the history of man--I mean, come on, look at the label:



It kinda tastes like apple and, um, Rock Star. And(!), guarana is apparently a berry that has three times the amount of caffeine as coffee. Some labels might call it "guaranine," but that just means caffeine derived from this berry.

Seriously, it makes there be a guy kite surfing inside your stomach. And perhaps also a river of lava. Basically, your insides turn into paisley Katamari Damacy. And my favorite pizza place delivers it.

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Don't drink the water

Getting some take-out Indian food yesterday, I decided "y'know, I'm going to try one of the drinks in the case that's not a mango lassi." This was not a good idea. The guy told me it was a little sweet, like lemonade, and a little spicy, too. I thought that sounded alright.

According to all-knowing Wikipedia, "in Hindi, 'Jal' means water and 'Jeera' means cumin." That ain't no recipe for lemonade. It's still sitting on the table and I've still got the heeby-jeebies from the taste. I guess I'll take the vaguely insulting advice from the rudest waitress I've ever come across. "People like you like the mango lassi." That's right, whitey, jal jeera is for somebody else. Sniffle, sniffle in my gastrocultural incompatibility

corncat dashboard widget in two flavors

I know this is what everyone has been waiting for. Here it is. Corncat, in dashboard widget form. I even made two versions! One with border and one without.

This cat will eat corn on the cob every time you hit that F12 button. Now that's unconditional cuteness. Corncat will probably make you happy. If you have one of the original prototype editions of corncat widget, please update to one of these as the file sizes are much more reasonable (i.e., 300K as opposed to 2MB).

Corncat animated .gif originally ganked from here. If you come across any problems with it, please let me know.